Random Quotes

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Random Quotes (22)

|2009-12-26 08:44:23 Mawzy - Test

Post away!

|2010-01-14 10:25:25 Larry the Cable Guy!!

GET R DONE!!!!!

|2010-01-18 19:58:35 Greta

My mouth feels so dirty... what?! its just the alfredo sauce

|2010-01-21 22:20:19 Ashley

i am selling my pickle for 20 cents... does anyone wnat a pickle fro 20 cents?

|2010-01-21 22:21:41 poke and greta

-today when you walked in when you were all blow-dried...
-well you look real nice blow-dried too.

|2010-01-23 11:12:19 Eric

Lets treat her like a dairy cow and milk her til she's dry!

|2010-01-23 11:59:16 Stick

wow. i think i just got a hangover...

|2010-02-01 15:01:21 Eddie

Eddie- Scott to you want big spoon or little spoon?

|2010-02-01 21:20:34 Boots - OPAC

Where the FUCK are my toiletries???

|2010-02-01 21:22:22 Squirrel - OPAC

Can I be the teaspoon?

|2010-02-01 21:40:09 Spud - OPAC

Go for his nipple!

|2010-02-02 14:44:38 Someone from Kemptville - OPAC

She's single, and she's got quota

|2010-02-04 10:39:14 Ashley K - Exec meeting

K: "I wish we had a broomball team"
A: "That's how my mom lost all her teeth."

|2010-02-04 16:27:04 Greta

am i supposed to be feeling this disconnection between my eyes and the rest of my brain?

|2010-02-10 00:31:39 Stick

no don't tie my legs together... they dont belong together!

|2010-03-03 14:04:11 Boots

You belong with me Spud, You belong with me!

|2010-03-15 19:59:41 Greta

"when i used to do it to boys in grade 9, they were really hard"

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|2010-03-30 20:51:46 Stick

'NO! SHE'S GOING TO SUCK IT'

|2010-04-06 20:23:03 knapton/danille

K: what are you doing??!?!?!
D: a strip tease to pop goes the weasel

|2010-04-15 13:27:07 Knapton

I'm going back to my natural habitat...a.k.a, my bed

|2010-04-17 11:17:40 Knapton

While playing a computer game and listening to Telephone: "Beyonce is my idol. If I was black I'd want to be like her..... What? I couldn't pull it off like this, I'd have to be black."